Very very NSFW limerick

[untonuggan]

Passed on to me verbally from a 96-year-old poet (who is not the author). I'm not sure when he heard it, but there are several other internet versions floating around. I think his is best. Reminder: very NSFW (you started it, jjhunter ).

There once was a woman named Alice
who used dynamite as a phallus
they found her vagina
in South Carolina
and a bit of her anus in Dallas.

Author unknown

Comments

[untonuggan]

Yeah, this is pretty much my favorite limerick ever. And as he pointed out, it's good poetry. "South Carolina" sounds so much better than "North Carolina." And there's internal rhyme with "anus" and "Dallas." The rhythm is excellent as well!

^_^

Glad you liked it.