Very very NSFW limerick
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poetreePassed on to me verbally from a 96-year-old poet (who is not the author). I'm not sure when he heard it, but there are several other internet versions floating around. I think his is best. Reminder: very NSFW (you started it, jjhunter ).
There once was a woman named Alice
who used dynamite as a phallus
they found her vagina
in South Carolina
and a bit of her anus in Dallas.
Author unknown
jjhunter ).There once was a woman named Alice
who used dynamite as a phallus
they found her vagina
in South Carolina
and a bit of her anus in Dallas.
Author unknown
