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Pod Together Lightning Round 3, March 2014

{Music: Night on a Bald Mountain}

This March, an evil overlord will rise

- CHRONOS: Mwaha mwahahahaha mwahahahahahaha, kneel before Chronos!

sending forth minions

- CHRONOS: Go forth, Minion Procrastination!

- PROCRASTINATION: {sings} Procrastination, do yourself a favor / Procrastination got better things to do / Procrastination party now training later / Procrastination for you and you and you

bamboozling planetary leaders

- AIDE: Honored President, shouldn't we schedule a meeting about the clocks {dramatic whisper} running backwards?
- PRESIDENT: Eh, maybe tomorrow.

and {very dramatic} bending reality to their will

{Bells toll}
{Bells and music suddenly stop with screeching sound}

{Music starts: Bad Reputation]

At the death of time, at the end of hope, only two unlikely heroes can face Chronos' power

- W: No thanks.
- P: Pft, bye now.

Their fates revealed in the immortal words of an ancient prophecy

- W: she who writes reality shall save reality? What nonsense.
- P: she who speaks shall shape the world? Hogswallop.

and their powers activated by an ancient artifact

{Dramatic sound}

- W and P: Ooooouch. Bwuh? Huh?
- W: Wait, if I write something you can make it so? {clacky keyboard} The rain poured and thunder boomed.
- P: The {heavy rain sound} and {thunder sound}.
- W and P: Whoa.
- {squelchy sounds} W: Ugh, I'm soaked. P: Oh, bother.

only they can work together and create the MACGUFFIN that will defeat the evil overlord Chronos!

- CHRONOS: NONE SHALL STOP ME! I COMMAND TIME AND SPACE AND INFINITY!

Will they save the world?

- W: A macguffin? Really? What's a macguffin?
- P: A-- thing? F-minus prophecy, I say.

Find out in Pod Together Lightning! Lightning strikes on March 1st!

{Music fades out}

CAST (in order of appearance):
NARRATOR: fleurrochard
CHRONOS: AshesandGhost
PROCRASTINATION: argentumlupine
AIDE: jelazakazone
PRESIDENT: dapatty
W: somnolentblue
P: fleurrochard

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