POETREE

(Well, okay, I have been known to walk around outside with my nose in a book, but it's certainly not ideal. *g*)

I have been known to go bumping into people and apologizing to trees while walking & reading at the same time. I do not recommend attempting to walk, read, cross the street, and drink hot tea at the same time, however -- that's how I accidentally broke the spine of my nice copy of Crime & Punishment (and luckily not my neck).