Deep Bathroom Thoughts

[jjhunter]

Anonymous poetry from the bathroom walls at the Co-op. Titles added.

Warning: poem under the cut uses strong graphic/vulgar language.

~o~o~

[bathroom philosopher]

there's something about
sitting on toilets that prompts
existential angst

~o~o~

[tell it like it is]

some come here to shit and stink
others come to sit and think
I come here to scratch my balls
and read the bullshit on the walls

Comments

Toilets indeed

[aldersprig]

Sorry, but it (and my mood and recent conversation) reminded me of this piece of mine:
May 4, 2004


Gold Toilet

Tiny little fingers and
a perfect little nose,
soft skin and
cornsilk hair,
minature miracle,
our own creation
18 months of crazy
hospital bills and
money doesn't grow
on tress, diapers
and clothes and
rent and
might as well talk
about how you want
a solid-gold toilet.

Re: Toilets indeed

[jjhunter]

Certainly puts the proverbial silver spoon in perspective...

;o)

Re: Toilets indeed

[aldersprig]

*cough* yes.

[untonuggan]

Delightful!

[jjhunter]

The Co-op bathroom walls are epic--at some point someone bowed to the inevitable and started the tradition of taping up large pieces of paper next to each toilet with an accompanying pen.