That first poem was actually written to incorporate the names of all of the soaps up to that point in it. That's where the cleverness comes into play. Otherwise, it was cheesy. If I can find the binder easily when I get home on Thursday, maybe I'll post it up somewhere before my week of hosting is over...

I remember that this poem here was something of a spell that I was coming up with. I think it was a variation on an affirmation [despite being WAY too long for one LOL] or like praying on a rosary of sorts. Eventually, I'll get the beads onto something that I can work with...